JPatt tries Reverseaverse

In my support of the advanced physics theory of Reverseaverse, I show you pet bunny Sasquatch is a Nazi in cartoon Reverseaverse:

See, this is him in Reverseaverse because in real life Sas lurvs Chancellor Steven and also luuurves the gays. A Nazi bunny, however...


And the Director of Lulztography taking lulzy photos at the SoMoToHo:


...becomes this in Reverseaverse:

Hmm it turns out that neither Mal nor our cherished Director of Lulztography change very much in Reverseaverse. Interesting. I will point out some subtle differences. First, Justin would never drink wine from the glass. Glasses are for sissies. This is obvi how we do it in Guantamontrose. Secondly, Justin doesn't own leather shoes. In fact, I think his Converse All Stars may be permanently attached to his feet. You know, the canvas and skin just kinda grew together after a while and... gross. Third, Justin wouldn't be caught dead in baggy black pants with a hole in them. No, no, he opts for ironic tight white pants from Turkey.

Good Decisions vs. Bad Decisions from the Dean

• Good decision: drinking 16 individual bottles of sunny D with a shot of vodka in each over a 5hr period of time
• Good decision: following this up with illegal substances and a fun-sized white chocolate kit-kat
• Good decision: befriending a nice guy with a tazmanian devil sweatshirt on, accessing tall-boys, and making your way to an off-campus establishment
• Bad decision: changing plans mid-drive and going to taz's house. that ends up being a t-hut.
• Good decision: getting up and leaving, buying a jar of tostito's queso and a bag of tostito's at the gas station, and going home to eat it

The Reverseaverse Lives On

Some more Reverseaverse:

Monorail Jtoy meets:

Monorail Kendra (Girls Next Door).

Also:

-And-

Amy Winehouse... or Mal/me on a bad day?

Reverseaverse Attempt

checkout this notsuoH blog entry...with Tim playing the role of the loveable notsuoH owner

Important Questions 101

Make sure you ask whoever is allowing you to sleep on her futon about the creatures on any throw blankets she forces you to use. In general it's always helpful to ask:

"Are there dogs on that blanket?"