Summer Session B's coursework has proven to be both rigorous and quite satisfying. As a preview to our new class that will be offered next term, "Distressed Twittering," I will recap some potential tweets that could have been submitted during some of our exams over the past two weeks.
June 5th: Summer Session B's Opening Ceremonies OR 1st Night in the PoMo LoHo
- copz are here. where's the #queso?!?!?!
- sitting on a bench outside the gate, got the #queso @estebandice!
- where are @timgregor and @kimdice? and where's the #queso?
June 6th: Actually this is a Dorm Room and Kim is the RA
- @evakelly is on the floor by the #tv-- her thumb's broken. where's my drink?
- headbutted @kimdice in the nose and knocked over the #tv!
- sorry same-cop-from-last-night but we are having a suspenders party. and what happened to the #tv and @kdice's nose??
June Xth: 1st visit to Lola's Depot
- stuck on that crazy island from Lost in 1954! 3 #kamikazes for $5.25... at least there are SOME perks to being stranded with these #trannies!
- 3 #kamikazes divided by 3 = 1 #kamikaze for... shit. where's my calculator?
- #trannies outside, #kamikazes inside...wait, am i tranny?
June 12th: Where's Red Door? OH there's a RED. DOOR.
- wrapped around some man--swingin upside down in the #VIP room. booyah @kimdice
- left my shoes in the #VIP room, where's my #kamikaze!
- left my coordination in the #VIP room. shoe is filled with blood!
June 13th: Kathleen and Jessica actually can't have multiple Blue El Patio Margs and follow it up with ridiculous amounts of sunny D
- by the end of the night ima have @kathleen drunk and throwin #up!
- by the end of the night ima have @jtoy SO FUCKED #UP.
- where's my car? @jtoy and @kathleen are SO FUCKED #UP they won't even answer the door.
June 17th: Guava Lamp OR Now we get a 50% discount at Brisa
- @dennisor is a #geek-ass
- @becs those were twins and you killed them!
- hortencia's on my neck! i need a #kamikaze!
Victory.
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