Saturday, July 11, 2009

Faculty (and lowly staff) Gone Wild

In an attempt to catalog the events of last night, I would like to invite everyone- faculty, staff, students, and prospective students- to comment with some of their favorite memories from the event. The intersection of Yarwell and Yarwell was in top form, and I would like to congratulate everyone for making our send-off for visiting-professor Crazy Ol' Pete a success. No less than 2 liters of queso were accessed (lapped up) off a counter, an epic jtoy-jbogart nipple battle took place, two more j's reminded everyone how to properly conduct one's self in the hot tub, mariah carey performed, mascots princess madeleine and jackson might have made a baby, and maullory existed. As an aside, the department of health and safety would like to remind everyone to be aware of pool activities at all times, as beloved faculty members may or may not be being dunked repeatedly and nearly drowned by maullory. They would also like to recommend that everyone use more body control in the future, as excessive grinding may leave many faculty members questioning their sexuality at the end of the night, as well as cause more bashful students to feel alienated. In sum, I hope to speak to all of you in a few days. After you've finished drying out your phone in that bag of rice.

3 comments:

  1. fuck. this. i. was. stuck. in. an. airport.

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  2. LOLOLOLOLOL. I just got finished looking at and uploading pics, 98% of which I don't even remember. Andre, you evil, evil bastard. Tim asked me if queso was accessed and I said I didn't even think so, but now that you mention it being lapped up off the counter, I def do remember partaking in that at some point. What J's accessed the hot tub? I def don't remember that! At least I know it wasn't me since my name starts with H...and yes, I'm pretty sure everyone there questioned their sexuality at least twice last night.

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  3. ha i do remember being asked where my parents keep their rice. whose idea was that??

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