The New Amtrak

skippin class,
with a shot glass,
nothin more,
glamourous



lisa d, on the scene.
and yes, that's that crazy bitch lisa from ANTM cycle 5

“Don’t forget the toothbeef!”

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the LULZ, Part 1

This is the first post in a series of many to come in which I shall discuss my extensive love of teh Internets. Today's lesson will be brief, but is a perfect example of the brilliance that can exist on the intarwebz.

So a few days ago, Dean J. Toy presented a video about Dentistry. If you forgot or never watched it the first time, it can be found here. Then today, this video about kittens has been spreading all around the tubes. And then, as is the natural way of things, someone combined the two into this. So good.

LOLspeak Lesson

LOLocaust:

Etymology
From internet slang (abbreviation of Laughing Out Loud) and from French holocauste, from Late Latin holocaustum, from the neuter form of Ancient Greek ὁλόκαυστος, from ὅλος (holos), “‘whole’”) + καύστος (kaustos), “‘burnt’”) from καίω (kaiō), “‘I burn’”)

Pronunciation
/'lɒləkɔːst/

Noun
LOLocaust (plural LOLocausts)

LULZ obtained from racism, sexism, homophobia, ageism, or pretty much any other form of bigotry in existance.

Example

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Double the LOLocaust for them interviewing the black guy with the Dutch accent:
“Pouple alvays dou tings that are offensive to eachodter.”

Dirty Dancing

Someone find me these kids, I want to offer them scholarships to the University of GuantanaMontrose immediately. 

I think they way they handled the situation is hilarious, I appreciate that they are clearly straight but don't feel that their masculinity or heterosexuality is threatened at all by dancing with and touching each other, and we certainly do not discourage dirty dancing at ACCESS or anywhere else on campus. In fact, I'd say it's pretty much required. Forget football or swimming or lacrosse, grinding is the only activity officially supported by the UGMo Department of Physical Education. Well, the only one I'm allowed to discuss on this moderately work-safe blog, anyway...

UGMo Faculty cuts loose on Friday night...