Sunday, February 8, 2009

Graduate School of Dentistry

Regarding complaints that the students attending our school of dentistry have been abusing their supply of nitrous oxide, Uni GuantanaMontrose would like to issue an official apology. David and his family have been compensated with a tuition-waived UGMo education, and unnecessary amounts of nitrous oxide will now only be used on children ages 12 and older.


  1. Is it wrong that I want to party with David?!

  2. I know the faculty health care plan doesn't include dental, but since we have a grad school, couldn't we negotiate some sort of discount on our NO2 purchases? I mean, do they really have to charge me full price?