• Upset Tour guide Ray on Facebook
• Make racist prank calls to friends on someone else’s phone
• Have one of those people call you back because it was a wrong number (“Yes, this is Mr. Potts, you called me about niggers and shooting Tupac?”)
• Crash a random party
• Accidentally punch Oliver’s girlfriend in the face
• Repeatedly ask people if “JToy will still be hella lezzy after some 40z?”
• Intentionally punch Oliver in the crotch
• Cause Eva and her boyfriend to breakup the night before Valentines Day
• Drink ketchup straight from the bottle at a restaurant
• Get flashed by a trashy chick because we were in Brian’s new Boxster
• Probably a lot of other stuff I don’t remember
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i love ray's assless chaps..even though they were a gift from you.
ReplyDeleteWell, it was what you two had on your civil union registry...
ReplyDeletei hope the king cobra part is true...
ReplyDeleteand i've never had more than one 40 in a night, but i'm curious as to those people's responses
Yea, I found a Sellers Bro off Stella Link that sells 6 packs of King Corbra tall boys for only $3.49.
ReplyDeleteI got a “Hmmm…I doubt it,” “Maybe,” and “It wouldn’t hurt to try”.
wow...i am purchasing that 6 pack as soon as i get to houston. i am very sad i missed out on the lulziness that was steve's bday
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