This morning woke up from a nightmare that I gave birth to twin rabbits— naked, blind, screaming rabbits. The birthing bunnies thing didn't perplex me. I wanted to know how the fuck I became pregnant in the first place. These buns were screaming, and I was pissed.
Then they started nursing and wrecked my boobs. Then the little tit-ruining bastards had the nerve to fucking die on me.
That's how it works: you play Virgin Mary for some lagomorphs and they repay you with death.
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