Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Re: On-Campus Drinking

The University's student pub/nightclub, ACCESS, offers a more legitimate alternative to the underground substance-infused scene at Club Bridge. The "Rosetta Stone" will serve as the signature cocktail at Access. Clearly Campari will hold centerstage:

Rosetta Stone

1 1/2 oz Campari
1/2 oz creme de cassis
2 oz club soda
1.57 ice cubes
blood orange wedge

Serve in highball glass.

If serving to underage girls, add 4 oz peach shnapps. Girls love peach schnapps.


  1. Wait, why don't more colleges/universities have student nightclubs??? That's like the best idea EVAR.

  2. which is why UGMo will soon have enough interest to open other satellite campuses. Most likely in Rio or Dubai