Saturday, January 17, 2009

A Note Concerning Last Night by Visiting Professor Mal

So here's a new thing I learned. If you tell a girl that you're sterile, she'll totally fuck you without a condom. Now, I couldn't help but wonder about two things. One, how the fuck does someone even find that out about themselves? And two, how drunk does the girl have to be to believe such a line? I now know the answer to this second quandry. And the answer is "as drunk as I was last night". Lish.

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